June 2012
May 2012
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Admissions Problems: EXCERPTS FROM ESSAYS →
admissionsproblems:
Essays are gold mines. As you find one awesome nugget of awesomeness, there’s another greater one just waiting to be discovered. We love all the tidbits you’ve been sending our way from essays - these jokes write themselves. No animated gif needed.
Here’s some of the funniest excerpts we read…
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“One thing we can do is remember these heroes as you remember them—not just as a...”
– President Obama at Arlington Cemetery today (via barackobama)
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I dated a Red Sox fan once.
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once.
Haha… #relevanttomylife
“I’m (expletive deleted) starving.”
– Celebrity chef Mario Batali • Discussing the diet he’s currently on — he’s eating like he’s on food stamps (an average of $1.48 per meal, or $31 per week) in protest of potential cuts to the federal food stamps program. His family was nice enough to join him in what he calls a conversation starter...
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“Someone handed me a sticker at a women’s rights march once. It said “I FUCK TO...”
– Jessica Valenti. Author of Full Frontal Feminism. (via thatsillybrainofmine)
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A Tropicana Field Catwalk Photo Essay
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Watchraysfunnies:
From the NESN perspective.
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“We are now merely acquaintances. To amend the words of Toy Story: you have not...”
– Sheldon Cooper (via sheyig)
glossylalia:
I’d suggest vaccinating your kids. Because if something happens to a child in my family because of your stupid self. I am going to beat your ass in till it’s concave.
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